A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little **stard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
2006-12-09 20:54:57 · 10 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh shoot that was a spliffing cracking joke!
2006-12-09 21:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and lame at the same time
2006-12-09 21:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can say I have never been accused of being a bunny boiler.
2016-03-29 01:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be nice to be on cloud nine!
2006-12-09 23:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one a m thanx
2006-12-09 21:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-12-09 21:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well done tht was a good one
2006-12-09 21:06:34 · answer #7 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was a cracker matey!!
2006-12-10 03:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that pretty funny
2006-12-09 21:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was to funny
2006-12-09 21:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by kareni23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋