An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know whyit’s hanging down, Helen? It’s hanging down because it’s looking at MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT SAM, SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT!.
2006-12-09 20:34:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHaHaHaHa!! Okay, you made me burst out laughing wih this one. LOL. LOL.
Kudos to you. This is a 10.
2006-12-10 00:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it probably wouldnt have been hanging down if helen had liked the boots
2006-12-10 05:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by Z K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
calm down Helen!
2006-12-10 04:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is sooooooooooooooo funny lolzzzzzzzzzzz no i havent heared it be4 but now i did i always get good jokes from yahoo answers n go telling them to my friends
2006-12-10 04:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way to go sweetie you did it again. I love your jokes. I'm gonna save this one. Keep em going!
2006-12-10 06:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was 2 funny
2006-12-10 05:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by kareni23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No.... very funny. i even sent it to a freind of mine.
She called and found it very funny too.
We laughed loud.
Thanks.
2006-12-10 04:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by green eyes 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LoL Very cute!
2006-12-10 04:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by Shiomi Ryuu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope... really good one! 10/10!
2006-12-10 04:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-10 04:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋