I been banging dis broad for a few munts now. And of course Christmas is almost here. So I waz wunderin' how much dough do I gotta shell out for dis piece of fluff?
2006-12-09 20:14:48 · 13 answers · asked by Vincent 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
So yous been banging da broad, huh? Wells, yous already gots what ya wants, so why ya wanna give her somethin'? Ya wanna bang 'er some mo? If yous wants to do some mo bangin', yous oughta gets her some bling bling. Broads love da bling. You knows, maybe some earings or somthin'. Geez, to gets some fluff, you need ta shell it out. The fluff costa some mullah whether yous likes it or not. But for a few munts of fluff, yous gonna gets yous money's worth. If the broad's wit yous, the broad's probably not expecting much. Gets er the cubic zerconium. It's bling, but it ain't gonna break yous. Be sure yous bangs 'er when yous gives her the bling. Otherwise, it aint worth it. And make shuh the guys don't know yous gave a broad some cubic zerconium for a little fluff. Theys might thinks yous is going soft on the fluff.
2006-12-09 22:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by Erik B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a chick so I know a stunner when I hear one and you are that! She'd probably leave you're *** why you all on here calling her broads and **** that's not cute, and if you say you just banging her that further lets me no that you don't care about her just doing enough to keep her *** wet so a playa like yourself should worry about Christmas gifts just keep doing what you do best playing women and selling dreams
2006-12-09 20:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by patricia j 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Enough dough to keep her smiling and you in debt. If she's really fluff tho, and you don't care, mugsy,youse can dump her and look for a Better dish to do.
Enjoy
Uncle Mike
2006-12-09 20:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Oopaack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How romantic, why not collect up a bunch of your cigarette butts and beer cans you crushed on your fore head, throw them into a plastic grocery store bag and tie it up with a pretty piece of string. Nothing says thanks for being there for me quite like that.
2006-12-09 20:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by patti duke 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One hundred dollars would be my choice.
I Cr 13;8a
12-10-6
2006-12-09 22:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow you're a class act!! If she's stupid enough to stay with you, a dollar store pair of earrings should do it.
2006-12-09 20:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Aaah, shut ya head, ya big goomba!
2006-12-09 23:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Large Richard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chunk of change.
2006-12-09 20:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by ginger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man u gotz da mad inglish skillz, yo!
2006-12-09 20:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by the_punch_bag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$5,000 at least. She deserves it because she's dating you.
2006-12-09 20:52:46 · answer #10 · answered by Violante 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋