An old man is walking in a park and gets tired. He finds a bench and sits down to rest. Soon, he dozes off and falls asleep. He wakes a couple hours later and tries to get off the bench but can't get up. Why isn't he able to stand up?
2006-12-09 19:24:27 · 22 answers · asked by slobberknocker_usa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best answer goes to tumbleweed. He was the first to answer this correctly.
2006-12-10 16:13:51 · update #1
wet paint
2006-12-09 19:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any good riddle is a play on words... in this example I think park might be the word thats played on. We have an image of an old man sitting on a park bench, but I was thinking perhaps it was a baseball park or something. I still can't put it together but I thought this might help someone that can
2006-12-10 05:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by captaincoolbeard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he "fell" asleep after dozing off and he's no longer on the bench.
2006-12-10 03:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea..
hey u should email me the answer at reeme_625@hotmail.com so I dont spend the rest of my life wondering why he couldn't stand up ;-)
2006-12-10 03:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez that's a tough one.. I'm going to go out on a limb on this and say it is because he is still sitting, I know that sounds contrived though.
2006-12-10 03:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it because he had a walking frame and someone stole it while he was sleeping and he neede it to walk therefore couldnt walk or stand up wthout it. email me at sam_salsone@hotmail.com and tell me if im right and the real answer please
2006-12-10 03:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleep paralysis?
2006-12-10 03:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by jacque_sue89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man this is a good one.. better not have a smartass answer..lol
2006-12-10 03:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some punkass kid stole his artificial legs while he was asleep.
2006-12-10 03:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he has a huge erection and is embrassed to stand up!
2006-12-10 03:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋