Does a bear crap in the woods?
Lol, who hasn't wanted to.
I do it all the time just for laughs. I think the best one is when you're out in public, and you say really loudly, "So I was [expletive]ing my sister the other day..."
The looks on peoples faces are priceless.
2006-12-09 19:14:24
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answered by Morgan P 2
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Oh the times I have wanted to yell scrotum at work. Right when the boss is just getting to his "uber super wonderful point that will turn the store around and make millions for all and solve world peace and hunger at the same time" spot in his lecture. It would just throw him off so.
2006-12-09 19:03:27
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answered by Memnoch 4
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It actually doesn't sound like a psychological wellbeing difficulty; it appears like one way or the different your lady friend had a sparkling journey and loved it. possibly she suggested a bondage movie, study a suggestive piece of literature, did some study on-line, or maybe met someone with whom she had an 'journey'. i'm not attempting to advise some thing about your lady friend, yet you've been mutually for a lengthy time period, and she ought to are starting to be drained of your undemanding. certain, possibly you're going at it warm and heavy, yet she ought to not be almost as good about talking her desires to you as you assume she is. As yet another female who has had a very troublesome time explaining what i go with to my boyfriend, i ought to assert that possibly she replaced into attempting interior the perfect way she knew to get you into her maximum up-to-date favor. you're grossed out with techniques from the very truth she needed you to do some thing sexual that still blanketed her ***. So what? There are females accessible who're disgusted on the conception of putting a penis of their mouth. each and anybody is diverse--possibly you could sit down including her, clarify gently what you probably did and did not like about the journey, and advise that you try new issues at a slower and larger forgiving %.. do slightly study on techniques of anal interaction, see if there is a few thing you're prepared to attempt, and be as open-minded as plausible. also, advise that she take a very good, warmth, thorough bathtub and clean up very, o.k. next time...it gained't scent. good luck to both one in each and every of you. It appears like you want her very a lot, so do not provide up, only open up the lines of communication slightly more advantageous. i'm confident you 2 can hit upon a center floor and take even more advantageous exhilaration in both your sex existence and how properly you recognize one yet another.
2016-11-30 09:29:42
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answered by ? 4
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Yes, but not acting upon an impulse is what separates us from the uncivilized animals. The tongue is an instrument of evil, and without self control, we would do detrimental and embarrassing things. Always think before you speak. I'm pretty sure that was taught in elementary school.
2006-12-09 19:11:18
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answered by Illuminated 2
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You might be talking about Tourette syndrome. I have had the urge to say inapproriate things at serious times, but never really acted on that urge.
S.
2006-12-09 19:03:12
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answered by S. 2
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Well, not exactly "scrotum". But I have wanted to just yell, "shut the *%#@ up", or "hurry up w/ ur boring @s% story". I often suffer in silence. Someday, someone will push me over the edge.....I think I'll just kick 'em in the scrotum; that's if they possess one. And o' well if they don't....
2006-12-09 19:22:47
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answered by Timber 4
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im in the military.....soooo....of course i have had that thought and from one time or another, i have done something similar......this i dont reccommend hahahaha...but as your other answer says...it was great fun....and i a good release of tension....good thing, im in a unit with a good sense of humor and one that already knows im a good nco hahha otherwise im sure id be facing some sort of corrective training for my lack of discipline and military bearing :0)
sometimes ya just gotta let go.....however i do suggest that unless you are able to afford to lose your job or to be humiliated in front of many or to be brought up on UCMJ charges, save it till ya get home.
its good to let go but ya gotta know when it's appropriate....its called self discipline and everyone's gotta have some sort of it.
try to maintain the "level" and let loose later.....that is my advise....but remember to let go....dont eva keep it all inside....then you just end up "mad as a hatter" :0)
aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry...just letting some of it out now teeheehee)
take good care
marjenl72
2006-12-09 19:07:27
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answered by marjenl72 2
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No, but I have the urge to kick ppl I was talking to. Something said KICK HER...but I never do. It's always a woman and older than me!
2006-12-09 19:31:24
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answered by Anonymous
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I went to an Assembly of God church, kinda got use to shouting out incomprehensible things. You need someone to interpret
2006-12-09 19:08:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Well.... I DONT KNOW WHAT IN THE BBEEP YOUR TALKING ABOUT. YOU NO GOOD BEEP AND BEEP.. QUIT ASKING SO MANY BEEPIN QUESTIONS ABOUT ME HAVING THE URGE TO SAY ALL THESE BEEPING THINGS TO YOU ABOUT ME HAVING THE URGE TO YELL OUT AND JUST START SAYING BEEP.....
2006-12-09 19:16:30
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answered by dirk diggler 1
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