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There was a little girl she didn't know any bad words.
the mom was cutting the turkey and she cut herself, she said "****". the little girl says "mommy, what's '****'?" it's another word for cutting the turkey.

so the dad was shaving in the corner and he dropped his razor and said "****". The little girl said "daddy what's '****'?" And the dad replied "it's another word for shaving"

so the mom and dad were fighting. the mom says "you bastard" the little girl says "mommy what's a 'bastard'" it's another word for a man. the dad replied "you *****" and the little girl asked "daddy what's a '*****'?" it's another word for 'woman'.

so some guests arrived and the little girl says "hey you bitches and bastards mom's in the kitchen ******* the turkey and dad's in the corner shitting"

"isin't this so freaking funny?" srry for the lanuguage

2006-12-09 18:27:12 · 6 answers · asked by somsom120 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

There was a little girl she didn't know any bad words.
the mom was cutting the turkey and she cut herself, she said "f**k". the little girl says "mommy, what's 'f**k'?" it's another word for cutting the turkey.

so the dad was shaving in the corner and he dropped his razor and said "sh*t". The little girl said "daddy what's 'sh*t'?" And the dad replied "it's another word for shaving"

so the mom and dad were fighting. the mom says "you ba**ard" the little girl says "mommy what's a 'ba**ard'" it's another word for a man. the dad replied "you b**ch" and the little girl asked "daddy what's a 'b**ch'?" it's another word for 'woman'.

so some guests arrived and the little girl says "hey you b***hes and bast**ds mom's in the kitchen f**king the turkey and dad's in the corner sh***ing"

2006-12-09 18:29:31 · update #1

6 answers

Good lesson for mothers and fathers.

2006-12-09 18:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

hey funny and i'm from dooley in 6th

2006-12-11 09:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i hate jokes like that, they are so lame, i could see the punch line comeing a mile away.

2006-12-09 18:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

I like that

2006-12-09 18:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by joebharper 1 · 0 0

hahaha lol itz preety funny lol have you got anymore you should put them on there??

2006-12-09 18:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its ok funny not that funny tho

2006-12-09 18:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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