There was a little girl she didn't know any bad words.
the mom was cutting the turkey and she cut herself, she said "****". the little girl says "mommy, what's '****'?" it's another word for cutting the turkey.
so the dad was shaving in the corner and he dropped his razor and said "****". The little girl said "daddy what's '****'?" And the dad replied "it's another word for shaving"
so the mom and dad were fighting. the mom says "you bastard" the little girl says "mommy what's a 'bastard'" it's another word for a man. the dad replied "you *****" and the little girl asked "daddy what's a '*****'?" it's another word for 'woman'.
so some guests arrived and the little girl says "hey you bitches and bastards mom's in the kitchen ******* the turkey and dad's in the corner shitting"
"isin't this so freaking funny?" srry for the lanuguage
2006-12-09
18:27:12
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a little girl she didn't know any bad words.
the mom was cutting the turkey and she cut herself, she said "f**k". the little girl says "mommy, what's 'f**k'?" it's another word for cutting the turkey.
so the dad was shaving in the corner and he dropped his razor and said "sh*t". The little girl said "daddy what's 'sh*t'?" And the dad replied "it's another word for shaving"
so the mom and dad were fighting. the mom says "you ba**ard" the little girl says "mommy what's a 'ba**ard'" it's another word for a man. the dad replied "you b**ch" and the little girl asked "daddy what's a 'b**ch'?" it's another word for 'woman'.
so some guests arrived and the little girl says "hey you b***hes and bast**ds mom's in the kitchen f**king the turkey and dad's in the corner sh***ing"
2006-12-09
18:29:31 ·
update #1