An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Alice or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Alice came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Alice, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Alice replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like 5hit."
2006-12-09 18:26:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep you get full marks for that one as well 10/10
2006-12-09 20:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-10 12:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one lol
2006-12-10 04:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by dermotsuks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously he keeps the one with the biggest tlts!!
2006-12-10 02:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats the one to tell everyone down the pub very very funny lol
2006-12-10 12:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one you are always good done it again thanx
2006-12-10 04:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't imagine not wanting to get laid! haha
2006-12-10 07:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny. he he he
2006-12-10 02:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'nother funny one!
2006-12-10 03:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by st.uncumber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes...very good!
2006-12-10 02:31:25 · answer #10 · answered by CaptCanuck23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋