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Is it possible to change the consistancy of one's semen? I would like it much thicker, like that of my favorite movie stars. So as to stick to walls, not slide down.

2006-12-09 16:57:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diet & Fitness

6 answers

You are clearly a body builder and so I am surprised you have this problem.

The secret to thicker semen is to dehydrate your system. In the same way that BBs prepare for competitions, by reducing the fluid levels in their body (to help the skin sit closer onto the muscle and improve definition); you have to prepare your body to perform to John Holmes standards.

I would recommend a regimen of fluid tablets, strong coffee, jogging and saunas. This is not for wimps or amateurs.

You will be able re-attach wallpaper throughout your house with your product.

2006-12-10 08:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by poptop 3 · 1 0

Why don't you put honey on the wall and aim at that

2006-12-10 03:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick 2 · 0 0

I want seamen that will stick to a face.

2006-12-09 17:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

THats because they wait a while in between shoots..so should you..wait a week or two..

2006-12-09 17:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stop the steroids

2006-12-10 08:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by CATHRYN K 2 · 0 0

Yea, eat ,more jello!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-09 17:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by doris_38133 5 · 1 0

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