All these internet blessings that we enjoy do not just happen; they are evidence of intelligent design. Yet some of you worship a man who lived in a bygone era. Praise be to Yahoo! This very moment you can kneel and give your heart to Yahoo! Praise be to Yahoo! from whom all blessings flow!
2006-12-09 15:51:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You must be one of the Yahoo's Witnesses, we been hearing about. You'll never get to heaven worshiping Yahoo. I'm a saint and I'm holy, and I know what I'm talking about, and I say stick with Jesus, he walked on water, he made the leper to sing, he ascended into heaven calmly and with precision; some day he will return with Peter and Abraham, and a thousand angels.
2006-12-09 15:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is intelligent design because created everything. Don't praise Yahoo Answers.
Exodus 20:4-6 says "“You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments."
2006-12-09 16:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is of the same substance as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism; a spiteful attempt at a parody of Christianity.
Christ rose from the dead, proving that His death pleased God as a sacrifice to atone for our sins. What has Yahoo done? Yahoo generates news reports, Yahoo reports the weather, but Yahoo will not deliver you into the hands of God.
2006-12-09 15:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by Soga 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope Yahoo continue to provide you with air, your heart keep on ticking and none of the uglies that abound this place are kept from you by YAHOO.
Should you ever be in an airplane, 40,000 feet, and it starts to drop out of the sky, be sure a pray to Yahoo! If you pray anything else then you are just a hypocrite with your gums flapping!
2006-12-09 16:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We don't plan to bow down to Yahoo. Nor to Praise Yahoo. Yahoo, is not God. We don't worship Yahoo. We do not spout Jesus, but defend Him . We defend Jesus !!
2006-12-09 15:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny....however your logic DOES make a case for intelligent design of the universe.
2006-12-09 15:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Praise be to Yahoo the one true god who answers all.
2006-12-09 15:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because of fact he wasn't and Jesus replaced into, to have a father one must be born no longer Created, to be a son one needs to have a parents, Adam did no longer have father and mom Jesus did..
2016-10-14 09:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2006-12-09 15:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by duffmanhb 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How much is Yahoo paying you to advertise their search engine? **lol*** Your really funny and if your talking serious, than your funny in a sad way ;->
2006-12-09 16:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by sagacious_lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋