Stupid questions?

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Stupid questions

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1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

12. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

13. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

14. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***?

15. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Answer 1

Yeah, I've noticed some of these too.
Like, do vegetarians feel bad about eating animal crackers?
And isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
What if sign makers went on strike. Would their signs have anything on them?
Who the hell names the crayons? Like how do they decide how green a forest is?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hamburgers? And better yet, what do people in China call their good plates?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What happened to the first 6 UP's? What about preparations A through G?
What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?
I know this is sick, but do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If we have hard liquor, then why don't we have soft liquor?
And what exactly is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Answer 2

1. They're seeing to other patients, just like other doctors.

2. Man, I hope so!

3. I actually do. Then again, I'm told I'm not an official girl...

4. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

5. You would get a mutt.

6. They're all called step units in theatre.

7. The light bulb would freeze and break in the freezer.

8. It will get dusty, even in the bottle. It would no longer be clean.

9. People like to take burnt toast and add it to toothpaste. (People are weird.)

10. Some very thirsty guy saw the baby cow do it!

11. They do dream, and many can "see." Read a biography of Helen Keller; she talks about this.

12. Factories.

13. Quizzes aren't quizzical. Quizzical is the way one describes a confused or questioning look or action.

14. Probably for the same reason they call Greenland, Greenland and Iceland, Iceland...to make one more appealing than it really is.

15. Dogs like control.

Wow, those were probably more serious answers than you were going for, haha!

Answer 3

1. It is semi erotic to get undressed in front of, so to avoid this, they leave the room. For privacy.

2. No, real estate law only permit a certain amount above and below the earths crust.

3. Opening the mouth, helps stretch out the face to improve mascara application.

4. Because you can give any name you wish. And they won't track you down.

5. It would depend on what kind of bulldog. It could be an english bullshit.

6. Because.

7. The refigerator is opened far more than the freezer.

8. Because the chemicals they put in it will only last for so long.

9. Some people like burned toast (like me).

10. The first person who say a calf drinking milk from the teets.

11. People that became blind later in life, dream in pictures, others dream in senses, with SONAR!!!!

12. Babies, der.

13. Testaffricous.

14. Because it's out of this world... or atmosphere.

15. I'm sure it's because our face doesnt smell nearly half as good as their butts, which their faces are planted in 95% of the day.

Answer 4

1 - decency
2 - yes
3 - they can't?
4 - they don't know your last name or you personally
5 - I'm sure there's a better name
6 - they aren't
7 - people go in the refgerator more and in the freezer you don't really "search" for something to eat...you know before-hand unlike the refigerator
8 - Water doesn't have a use by date...if it does it's because of the minerals they add at the time
9 - some people must like it
10 - Russel S. Herman
11 - If they were born blind, no. If not, usually
12 - babies? No...its minerals
13 - annoying?
14 - *no comment*
15 - yes! I don't get it either...maybe its b/c it doesn't like you all up in its face

Answer 5

1.never been to a gynecologist so i don't know
2.you only own what you can walk on, but the earth belongs to us all
3.to put mascara on you have to have eyes wide open so you usually make an expression with your mouth as well
4.because we don't know what bob you are, we can't look you up in the phone book and torture you for being an alcoholic
5.don't like dogs so don't care
6.stairs are all connected, steps are seperate
7.you don't look in the freezer long enough to need a light
8.because everything gets to old , especially when humans mess with it
9.some people like burnt toast
10.maybe some one accidently bumped into the first cow, and said hmm, milk good
11.yes, and can probably remember them better than those of us we see with physical eyes
12.must be something very gross, because it is one of the greasiest things on earth
13.test are very unnecessary, only show people's ignorances
14.not worth an answer
15.never tested a dog's patience like that but a cat will be equally irritated

Answer 6

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Answer 7

1. i *think* out of respect...good q
2. i'd say so
3. i dont wear makeup..so idk
4. u dont say ur last name..and u arnt supposed to tell people outside of it that u saw "Bob" there
5. ahhhhahahaha love it.
6. never thought about it....
7. we have a light in our freezer....
8. i think u have to have an experation date on everything ediable
9. lol where do u think up this stuff?
10. i <3 milk
11. hmm let me get back to u on this one..
12. baby powder...but wait, then what is that made of? must be a baby? who knows
13. ahh clever.. testicles ;)~
14. ew i dont know but that sounds uncomfortable
15. lol maybe cuz ur breathe stinks

Answer 8

#11

Yes Blind people can dream and ray charles and Stevie Wonder explain their dreams in song better than those whom can see. Deaf people useally can't hear, but they CAN make sounds, they just aren't clear about the auditoriness because they can't hear it playback.

Who thought up the freezr wuestion?

Answer 9

7. My freezer has a light!
9. My mom likes this kind of burnt toast. But I call it 'charcoal.'

Answer 10

they're defintely not the stupidest questions I've read. Otherwise I'd be pretty stupid...which hopefully isn't the case. The tarzan hair thing is pretty interesting too.