A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2006-12-09 15:05:59 · 27 answers · asked by asheslovesjoel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA
i love it
good stuff
2006-12-09 15:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you're 54 it doesn't matter how many times your wife is getting it from the pool boy - you get to bang an 18 year old girl. I have been both 18 and 54 and believe me, an 18 year old girl would have more fun with me at 54 than a 54 year old woman would have when I was 18.
2006-12-09 15:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It really don't matter how many times 18 goes into 54 or 54 goes in to 18. Its not the age of the boat but the motion of the ocean that gets the job done.
2006-12-09 15:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by bittywrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kawarimi no jutsu that's & to do it you're able to desire to have the alternative element on you or discover some thing interior our environment.we could take Naruto for ex he retains his replacements in his pocket as a summonings & you will see that in the process his combat against Sasuke while he drop them & 2 wood chops recognized. Others mutually with Kakashi are quickly adequate to have a Kawarim no jutsu in accordance with their atmosphere. & Itachi is as quickly as he can do a kage bunshin justu as a Kawarimi & you will no longer have the skill to work out it
2016-12-30 05:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but a constipated professor of mathematics can work it out with a pencil. What can his wife do?
2006-12-09 15:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by terry t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, that was dumb, but yes kinda funny too. you are right. merry christmas.
2006-12-09 15:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
more kinda dumb than funny
2006-12-09 15:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by natalia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! So true......Good one! 10 :D
2006-12-09 20:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rawr
2006-12-09 15:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, you're right, dumb and kind of funny!
2006-12-09 15:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋