1)Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.
One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!'
'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.'
'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'
'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'
Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.
2)A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."
2006-12-09 15:02:42 · 17 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done charley s that was two good ones 9/10
2006-12-10 03:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the iron 1 and i am a blonde hehe
2006-12-10 04:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♫мёģąŋ♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister in law (who is blonde) has the best dumb blonde jokes... I wish I could remember some of them for you....
2006-12-09 23:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by lolo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde telling blonde jokes ..thats one for the books ..
ill give you 9/10 for that
2006-12-09 23:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get the first but not the second
2006-12-09 23:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by ANONYMOUS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good bet your a propper charley
2006-12-10 04:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
non taken
v funny
2006-12-09 23:07:02 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's 4oclock. I'll give you that one.
2006-12-09 23:06:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2006-12-09 23:11:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well done!!!!!! 10/10!
2006-12-10 04:39:15 · answer #10 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋