My screenname is so boring, its always the same thing... I need a funny saying or inspirational quote that I can use... can anyone help?
2006-12-09 14:33:55 · 9 answers · asked by ~HockeyChik~ 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
LIFE...TO ME IT'S JUST A CEREAL
WHY DOES A ROSE REPRESENT LOVE WHEN A ROSE ALWAYS DIES?
THE ONLY DAYS FIT FOR SHOPPING ARE THE DAYS THAT END IN "Y"
BE YOURSELF...EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN
YOU'RE NOT AT BURGER KING, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS "HAVE IT YOUR WAY"
ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIGUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS, THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME
EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES
EVER STOP TO THINK AND FROGET TO START AGAIN?
EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, SOME JUST DON'T HAVE FILM
FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE. FEW MEN ACT THEIRS
I AM NOT A VEGETARIAN BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMALS. I AM A VEGETARIAN BECAUSE I HATE PLANTS
I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS YOUR FAULT, I SAID I WAS GOING TO BLAME YOU
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE JUST PUSHING MY LUCK
I USED TO BE INDECISIVE, NOW I'M NOT SURE
I USED TO HAVE A HANDLE ON LIFE, AND THEN IT BROKE
I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT
I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT, SOME PARTS ARE MISSING
IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER ANYTHING
SOME DRINK AT THE FOUNTAINN OF KNOWLEDGE, OTHERS JUST GARGLE
SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
WHEN EVERYTHING'S COMING YOUR WAY, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG LANE AND GOING THE WRONG WAY
WHEN THERE'S A WILL, I WANT TO BE IN IT
YOU ARE DEPRIVING SOME POOR VILLAGE OF ITS IDIOT
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECUASE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME AND NOT YOU
YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONORS STUDENT, BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT
LIFE IS TOUGH. IT'S TOUGHER IF YOUR STUPID
LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE NUMBER OF BREATHS WE TAKE, BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY.
A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU BUT LOVES YOU ANYWAY.
SOMETIMES YOUR HEART DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BE IN LOVE, BUT DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW YOU ARE.
2006-12-09 14:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by em<3 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT HOCKEY
"Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect."
Steve Rushin.
"A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another."
Jimmy Cannon.
"Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental."
Jim McKenny.
"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?"
Jacques Plante.
"By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series."
Steve Rushin.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."
Doug Larson.
"Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be."
Wayne Gretzky.
"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital."
Brad Park.
"Hockey is murder on ice."
Jim Murray.
2006-12-09 15:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Geek Girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 09:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your screen name isn't boring, it's a statement about one of your interests. It provides more background than most of the screen names I've seen. Besides, quotes are too wordy in my humble opinion.
2006-12-09 17:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by wendy_the_pyro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take time to understand what real love is.
What you see in others shows you yourself.
Seek to under stand you will be understood.
Admire of creativity you will be creative.
2006-12-09 14:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by rashmir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one screen name - but am three people in one
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I am -
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Me Myself and I -
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If you take me as I am - You get 3 of me - Lucky you
2006-12-09 16:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.wus happining wus up
2006-12-09 14:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by Alex G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take my advice...i dont need it anyway
love is like measles...it happens to every one
2006-12-09 16:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your avatar's ugly
2006-12-09 14:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by swimchic2807 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋