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2006-12-09 14:32:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I masticate all the time in the bedroom, in the kitchen, in the car,...anytime it feels right

2006-12-09 14:34:33 · update #1

In fact im maticating right now.

2006-12-09 14:40:40 · update #2

19 answers

It would depend on what you are masticating with, because some things were just not meant to be masticated with

2006-12-09 14:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 1 0

If you masticate to much, you'll probably wear your teeth down, but you won't go blind. That was probably just a rumor that the Cornea god started.

2006-12-09 22:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0 0

Depends on what you masticate on. I'm about to go masticate some tacos.

2006-12-09 22:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by Shalvia 5 · 1 0

Mastication and blindness . . . hmmm, sounds like someone is slipping something in the food since most of eat to sustain life and we aren't blind.

2006-12-09 22:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by whozethere 5 · 0 0

No. The cows I drive by are always masticating and they look right at me.

~ Lib

2006-12-10 00:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by LibChristian 2 · 0 0

Only if you stare at the sun everytime you masticate!

2006-12-09 22:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

How funny. I have a tummy ache from masticating multiple tacos tonight.

Coincidence?

~Morg~

2006-12-09 22:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by morgorond 5 · 1 0

yeah, sometimes I sit at the keyboard and masticate all day and then there's this sticky, slimey, white stuff all over the keyboard. Sucks to be my keyboard, I can tell ya that.

2006-12-09 22:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Middle Man 5 · 1 0

Are you trying to start some weird cult based around soup?

Campbellians?

Soupianism?

Then there's the schism between the Soupians, and the Chowderans.

Lest he not drink of the Bisque, or to have the cream of the mushroom thereof, but he shall be filled with the fruit of the Ramen!

2006-12-09 22:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 2 1

Funny.... using masticate which means "to chew" in place of "masturbate". I'm sure more than a few people would fall for it.

2006-12-09 22:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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