Checklist:
Tardis
Picture and statue of Jesus
Pitcher of water
One fish
Loaf of bread
Video camera
Wireless enabled laptop
Contract with highest-bidding news network
Cell phone with news network, immigration office & law enforcement agency numbers on address book
Sonic screwdriver
K9
Jelly babies
Anything I've forgotten?
2006-12-09 14:31:25 · 17 answers · asked by My Giant Co.ck 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sensable shoes, you want to be comfortable.
2006-12-09 14:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by cricket 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, ava, thier is one thing you forgot, God ids Holy and Just and will be issuing Judgement to every man and woman who walsk the face of this earth;.it is important for you to be ready to face God, so lets go through a few questions to see How you will do.......
Have you ever lied (even once--fibs, white lies, etc.)? Ever stolen (anything--the value is irrelevant)? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her, has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you ever looked with lust? If you have said "Yes" to these three questions, by your own admission, you are a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart; and we’ve only looked at three of the Ten Commandments. Listen carefully, God didn’t see me as the “nice guy” I imagined myself to be… and he doesn’t see you that way either. Nothing you’ve ever done is hid from His holy eyes. Will you be innocent or guilty on the Day of Judgment? Listen to your conscience. You know that you will be guilty, and the Bible warns very clearly that you will end up in Hell. That’s not God’s will. He provided a way for you and I to be forgiven.
He sent His Son to take our punishment: "God commended His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." He was bruised for our iniquities. Jesus then rose from the dead and defeated death.
Your own so-called “goodness” can’t get you into heaven any more than mine could. Jesus is the only way to Heaven. He is the "Door," the only "mediator." There is salvation in no other name, the BIble says if you will repent (turn from sin) and place your faith and trust in Jesus, God will then forgive your sins and grant you everlasting life.
God Bless
WDJD
2006-12-09 23:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by WDJD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we make it through the beastly control of the world by the anti-Christ who will enforce a police-state and demand allegiance(sound familiar), being prepared to meet Jesus should be high on the list.
2006-12-09 22:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by spareo1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Condoms. And maybe some flowers and chocolates. What, like you're gonna get a date with your 'tardis' geekboy?
2006-12-09 22:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Middle Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should send me all your money for safe-keeping. I'm an atheist, so you don't have to worry about me coming with you - and I'm sure Jesus will be impressed by your showing of generosity.
Quick, I hear him now!
2006-12-09 22:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by eri 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A pacemaker to be left behind when you are "Raptured" which I find gross and totally unBiblical anyway.
~ Lib
2006-12-10 00:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by LibChristian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All you need to be prepared is to give your life to Him.
2006-12-09 22:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by Shalvia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yea, Salvation. All the other things will do you no good.
2006-12-09 22:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Copy of the bible...get him to sign it!
2006-12-09 22:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by Nick C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crowbar and pliers.
2006-12-09 22:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, you seem to have forgotten your wings and halo
p.s. what on earth is the screwdriver for?
2006-12-09 22:35:00 · answer #11 · answered by Lady Lynnea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋