I told ur mom to stop wearing Blue Lipstick she makes my balls look like smurfs . hehe
2006-12-09 14:25:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I told ur mom to stop wearing blue lipstick she makes my balls look like smurfs EXAMPLE . Does anyone have any other good Burns .
2006-12-09 14:35:07 · update #1
You should been there when she was using
Fluorescent Orange lipstick..
2006-12-09 14:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was ur mom giving him blue balls?
2006-12-09 14:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by happy2BAlive!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one whered you get it?
heres some:
your momma is so dumb, she took the pepsi/coke taste challeng, and she chose sprite...
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the post office....to get food stamps...
yo mama is so old I told her to act her age........and she died.
yo mama is so stupid, when she asked the doctor where her son was in the hospital, and the doctor said "I.C.U." (intensive care unit), she replied, Yea i see you too, but where is my son?
yo mama is so poor, i walked in her house and i accidentally stepped on a lit match, and she goes, "who turned off the heat?"
yo mama is so ugly, that when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals allowed.
Yo mama is so dumb it takes ehr an hour to cook minute rice.
yo mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said Disney Land Left, and she went back home.
yo mama is so dumb, she saw on the weather channell that it was chillie outside so she went out there with a spoon and a bowl.
yo mama is so stupid, she thought pulp fiction was a good movie.
Yo mama so black she look like a walking tinted window..lol..im laughin out loud jus in case u dont
Yo momma so ugly..well.. LOOK AT YOU.
2006-12-09 14:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
does blue lipstick exist?
2006-12-09 14:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by natalia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, yoor moms is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
2006-12-09 14:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by jeffreytucker79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aiaght so u r a Ukranian Gangsta. ill give u that
2006-12-09 16:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by ANONYMOUS 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah yo mama is so lesbian that she had sex with the most lesbian women in the galaxy.
are you really that childish??
2006-12-09 14:34:17 · answer #7 · answered by bill clinton 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-12-09 14:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by cindykins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww lol
2006-12-09 14:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he...well...whatever.
2006-12-09 14:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋