A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-12-09 14:21:01 · 12 answers · asked by asheslovesjoel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!Man that was funny.First time i heard it
2006-12-09 14:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a great joke i heard it the other way round but 8/10
2006-12-10 00:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cool (and funny). It also reminds me of a few riddles/jokes that have to do with two people interpreting motions differerently.
2006-12-09 22:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by irule123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's taking one for the team !!
2006-12-09 22:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just goes to show that women aren't always the victim! great joke!
2006-12-09 22:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I do like it, heard it before but still a good laugh
2006-12-09 22:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT'S A GREAT JOKE!But it's been posted on here before.It still makes me laugh!!!!!!
2006-12-09 22:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Jadaboo♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enough said, she told him, huh??
2006-12-09 22:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn that's messed up but funny as hell!!
2006-12-09 22:26:41 · answer #9 · answered by happy2BAlive!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but i heard this.
2006-12-09 22:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by cindykins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋