Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
I thought you said that you going on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am innocent - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
2006-12-09 14:13:23 · 10 answers · asked by they're savages 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is by far the funniest thing i've read in a long time- thanks for making me laugh! :)
2006-12-09 14:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is so extra Chinese jokes for you: The Chinese husband.. A unmarried Chinese Chef owns a Chinese eating place, and at some point a lovely Chinese lady walks in. He instantly walks over and asks her out on a date. She has the same opinion. They pass out for a whilst, and quickly, the person proposes to her. She says "Yes, however earlier than we do, there may be whatever you have got to recognise. I have by no means had the intercourse, however I've learn approximately it." He says that it is not a difficulty, and they're married. On their honeymoon, the person tells his spouse that considering the fact that she's a virgin, she will be able to pick what they do first. She says "Oh, so much honorable husband. I am venerated to be your spouse, although I have by no means had the intercourse, however I've learn approximately it. So, I have selected to have the sixty nine. The Chef husband appears harassed, and after considering it, he says "You desire.. the meat and broccoli?" Chinese Baby.. A Chinese couple had a brand new little one. The nurse brings them over a beautiful, healthful, bouncy, black little one boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the brand new mother and father. "What will you title the little one?" The confused father appears at his new youngster and says "I consider we can title him "Sum Ting Wong." .. ('a few' 'factor' 'unsuitable'.. lol)
2016-09-03 09:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ai Laf Long
Fuh ni Chok
2006-12-09 14:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahha, those are good. Two thumbs way up!! "Very nice, hai fa"
High-matenince person - Wai Na
Impossible - Ai No Wa
2006-12-09 14:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol yeah I've read those a lot before..but I still laugh everytime
2006-12-09 15:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I can speak chinese
2006-12-09 22:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ni je ge san ba, chu si ba..LOL
2006-12-09 14:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...those are g8... ey give yu tin...lol
2006-12-09 14:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by happy2BAlive!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah i love it..
2006-12-09 14:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by SweteCHeekz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
2006-12-09 15:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by give it to me baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋