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Are your legs tired, because you have been running through my mind.

2006-12-09 13:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by Nic 3 · 0 0

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you?
Beauty is only a lightswitch away.
Can you count? Then you better count on spending a night!
Your place or mine?
I think I could fall in bed with you....
I'd look good on you!
Sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag!

2006-12-09 13:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Zach S 5 · 1 0

y0u g0t a nice pair 0f legs, what time d0 they 0pen?

d0 y0u w0rk for UPS? because i was checking 0ut y0ur package

y0u must play the trumpet, because y0u sure make me horny!

2006-12-09 13:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by sexypunkgrrrl 2 · 1 0

I've got one, but it's *too* bad!!... I came up with it myself, years ago!

I liked you guys's other ones though, they were really funny!!!!

2006-12-09 13:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by bun223 3 · 0 0

ur father must have been a thief cuz u just stole my heart

2006-12-09 12:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by 5ive 2 · 0 0

"They call me Milk cause I do a body good."

2006-12-09 13:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

there is 256 bones in your body...want one more?

2006-12-09 12:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by dwickleworth 4 · 0 0

-nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

-did it hurt?
-did what hurt?
-falling from heaven

2006-12-09 13:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Krissi 4 · 0 0

you look familiar... have i seen you in my dreams?

2006-12-09 12:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥just_me♥ 1 · 0 0

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