A British Airways passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly lovely people, so, if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us onto the ground".
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, b!tch.
2006-12-09 12:39:56 · 17 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i LOVE that last line!!!
seriously, might be the funniest thing i've heard all week
2006-12-09 13:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-09 19:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! LOL He can set on the throne.
2006-12-09 12:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well god save the queen
2006-12-09 12:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marquess of QUEENsbury rules ?
2006-12-10 04:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny
i love the word brute
2006-12-09 13:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by cazmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good best todat thanx a m
2006-12-09 21:08:56 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML:)) I can just picture the scene in my mind:)
Nice one!
2006-12-09 12:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCKLE RATING 5/5
BELLY BUSTING RATING 2/5
not bad, not bad at all.
2006-12-09 12:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously did NOT see that coming- very funny!!
2006-12-09 13:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by smallblock_chevrolet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋