I was eating in my kitchen this morning, I had burritos. This fat Mexican threw a flashbang into my living room and scared the **** out of me. He was going after my crack again. He had an AK47, but I was much more prepared, I grabbed a kitchen knife and said "Stop it or I will call the cops on you" Was this a good decision?
2006-12-09 12:36:43 · 12 answers · asked by Ai 1 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sure buddy....
2006-12-09 12:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that the U.S. Is going to build more bridges across the Rio Grande. That way more of the Mexicans can come accross in the shade.
2006-12-09 22:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You threaten someone with a knife who is holding an AK47,Man! you got to be trippin!!!!! hope he didn't convert it to a semi.You'd really be in trouble..
.BTW: contrary to what most people think,it is legal to have an AK47 as long as you don't convert it to semi-automatic.
2006-12-09 21:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by ladybug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you really need some help in the joke department while I think you guts are commendable ( it certainly took them to put that here ) your taste and wit need a LOT of work but on the off chance that you have this happen to you please do that very thing so we can say THINK OF IT AS EVOLUTION IN ACTION
2006-12-09 20:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
While you were distracted by the Mexican I snuck in and flushed your crack down the shitter. I then put in its place ammonia crystals.
2006-12-09 20:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by mongo_wood 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you smoked to much crack. Give it up!
2006-12-09 20:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not against an Ak-47 dude..Best gun ever made!
2006-12-09 20:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hells yeah. Man i would of ran after him with my BB gun. You should have made him do an essay ( if you know what I mean).
2006-12-09 20:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Boricua♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
absolutely! I'd do the same thing if it ever happens again.
2006-12-09 20:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You my dear are a "sick" person!! This is not funny.
2006-12-09 20:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by Cindy Roo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you should have just stabbed him to death. buried his body. and never spoke of it again
2006-12-09 20:41:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋