Here is a list of genuine courtroom questions and answers.
You won't believe some of them.
http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml
2006-12-09 12:32:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
catweazle
2006-12-09 12:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by catweazle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yea I alway thought that if i ever go to court and they ask me that part about the swearing of the truth I will just say no. What will they do?
2006-12-09 20:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the funniesr thing i have ever read this one was my fave
Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
Witness: "Attached to the ears."
lmao nice one yo made my day/night/early morning...well it is 03:22
2006-12-09 22:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by LISA P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah sometimes funny
I was called for jury duty once.
I'm not supposed to say what the case was so I won't.
I will say it freaked me out and it was so sad I don't even like to think about it. If I had been called to be on that jury, it would have really freaked me out. SAD, not funny at all.
2006-12-09 20:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious. But it sounds like it's the lawyer that's not to bright. The people are only answering his Q.
2006-12-09 21:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's OK. Truly some are funny.
2006-12-09 20:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, those were so funny! Where did you come across something like that? I believe it though!
2006-12-09 21:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Julia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very funny cheered me right up b4 a go 2 ma bed.thank u.
2006-12-09 21:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by wilbur2lot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed reading those quips. They kept me amused for five minutes.
2006-12-12 14:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were so funny!! Some brought tears to my eyes lol. Thank you!
2006-12-09 20:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, I watch judge Judy & some of the others on TV
sometimes the things people do it too much & too funny
take care
2006-12-09 20:38:57 · answer #11 · answered by start 6-22-06 summer time Mom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋