tell me the best joke you got!! explain why it is funny.
2006-12-09 12:31:52 · 8 answers · asked by wayne b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A cab driver picks up a nun and on the way to the destination, he is a little upset.
The nun says "What's wrong my son?"
He says"I've always wanted a kiss from a nun"
The nun says "Well, you have to apply to two things. You have to be single and catholic"
The driver says"Great! I apply to both!"
The nun says"Well pull over my son, and I'll kiss you"
The driver gets excited and pulls over in an alley. The nun gives him a long wet kiss and they get back in the cab. On the way, the driver breaks down in tears.
The nun says "Whats wrong, my son?"
The driver says"Oh nun, I have sinned. I lied. Im married and Jewish"
The nun says"Thats ok. I lied too. My name is Kevin and I'm on the way to a costume party."
2006-12-09 12:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Julia 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the funniest joke i have ever heard was ablonde joke, here it is
a blonde decides she would like to take up horseriding lessons, without pre conditioned experience she mounts the horse, puts her feet in the stirrups and the horse begins a steady trot, everything is going well until the horse goes into a slow gallop, the blonde feels herself slip.. and the horse goes faster, seemingly unaware of the falling rider, the blonde is scared, trying to use the horses side to pull her up, it is no use the horse goes faster. She is close to the ground and her head is continuously hitting the ground, as soon as she reaches the point of a near concussin, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter sees her and unplugs the horse
sorry its a little long
2006-12-09 20:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by woosh* 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you find the whole population of Mexico?
Throw a nickel down the road.
How do you find the richest man in Mexico?
The one who got the nickel.
How do you find the poorest man in Mexico?
The one that is running the fastest.
NO OFFENSE TO MEXICAN PEOPLE. THIS IS JUST A JOKE. PLEASE LAUGH AT YOURSELF FOR ONCE. PLZ!
2006-12-09 20:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by V8 Trans Am 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think this one is hilarious! How bout u?
MY PRIVATE PART DIED TODAY!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences .
The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when h e met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walkin g down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
2006-12-09 20:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
2006-12-10 06:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, ‘I slept with your mother!’
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, ‘I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!’
The other says: ‘Go home dad, you’re drunk.’
lol...hope I made you smile!! =)
2006-12-09 20:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by Whaaaat?? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why write it when you can read it? ITS SO FUNNY!!! Someone sent it to me and I always laugh at it.
2006-12-09 20:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man: your moms so ugly she went into a strip joint and they paid her to keep her clothes on.
dude: hey, thats how i got to college
2006-12-09 20:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by teehee311 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋