2006-12-09 11:56:13 · 5 answers · asked by Inxlovex123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sure! It's called "the idiot card".What you do is cut a piece of construction paper to the size of a playing card.
then, on one side you write:
"IDIOT CARD"
please turn over>>>
The trick is,you write the same thing on both sides...LOL see how many times the "idiot" will turn over the card.....have fun!!!
2006-12-09 12:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's this really cool trick about keeping an idiot in suspense.
First, you find someone you think is an idiot. There are plenty of these candidates around most people.
Then, you get their attention and start to tell them a story. The story is called 'How do you keep an idiot in suspense'. It isn't really as hard as you think, and it works perfectly every time. The secret is so simple, even Jessica Simpson can do it.
All you have to do is
2006-12-09 12:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by LA_kinda_guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This usually works for guys only. Wait until they pass out after getting reallllly drunk. Take their boots off (oh, shoes if you live outside of Texas) and paint their toenails bright red and put their boots back on. But the last time we did that the guy went home and took off his boots and his wife almost divorced him.
2006-12-09 12:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put platic wrap tightly on the toilet... or a drop of crazy glue on the seat. Sorry, no good ideas here.
2006-12-09 11:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by JoninCT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take vaseline and rub it all over ur neighbors windshield wiper
(vaseline is water resistant)
next time they drive in the rain
they will wipe in vain
that rhymes!
2006-12-09 14:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋