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born in whorehouses.

brothel sprouts..

whats the difference between your paycheck and your c.o.c.k

you dont have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck..

2006-12-09 11:34:50 · 17 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

Looks like there's 3 huourless Americans already hit this question
Retards
Very funny jokes
Well done

2006-12-09 11:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 1 1

James Amelie Magalie Olivia Claramae Amy Basil Edward Lily Rose Iris Amelia Jasper Thomas Indigo Matthew Sorrel Ian violet, green Alice Annabel Billy Triplet one million - 2 females - Celia, Abigail Triplet 2 - 1girl, 1boy - Isobel, Thomas Triplet 3 - 2 boys - Joseph, Edward Quintuplet one million - 2 boys - Iain, Jack Quintuplet 2 - 3 females, one million boy - Adeline, Arabella, Bessie, Oliver Quintuplet 3 - one million woman, one million boy - Katharine, Harry Quintuplet 4 - 2 females - Callie, Sophie Quintuplet 5 - one million woman, one million boy - Sarah, Jack Youngest - one million woman - Amelie Tamsin

2016-10-18 01:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by merkel 4 · 0 0

Lots of sprouts around at this time of year !
Most people have them on Christmas Day !

2006-12-10 04:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Strange. I call my kids Emily and James, and I call my paycheck my wages??????

2006-12-09 11:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0 1

The first one sucks the second one is alright.

2006-12-09 14:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Agreed doorman.The yanks can only laugh at shite like friends, though i do like curb your inthusiasm.
Long live British smut and piss taking......Hoorah.

2006-12-09 12:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Kojak 2. 2 · 1 0

Kids, children, the best of all is you call them by there names.

2006-12-09 11:39:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What do we have to answer? You already answered your own joke. And they were totally cheesy I might add.

2006-12-09 11:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by whosaysdiscoisdead 4 · 0 1

I thought they were funny...the last one made me laugh

2006-12-09 11:44:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha

i knew there was a reason why i loved you so much lol

2006-12-09 22:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0 0

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