2006-12-09 11:33:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Yes..and then the RSPCA would 'do' him for cruelty to his animals....then he'd get the sack (pardon the pun) for not doing his job properly and failing to make deliveries on time.
Then health and safety would prosecute him for driving more hours than he should....for not wearing a helmet and safety harness.
Then the government would ban him for not being Muslim enough.
MERRY CHRISTMAS (or am i being offensive to some one)
2006-12-10 06:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There aren't many police on the roads anymore, he'd get done by a speed camera instead. But since he wouldn't have a license plate. The police wouldn't know where to send the letter. So he'd get off free.
His biggest problem would be drink and sleigh riding since he would probably be over the limit due to the Sherry or Brandy or whatever else people leave out for him
He's been alright so far and never been caught so I'm sure he'll be ok this Christmas too
2006-12-09 22:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa leaves the ground at less than 20MPH and his speed is then measured in knots. Santa's elevation and the wind direction would therefore dictate his speed. So he could be moving through the air at 40 knots, but a 10 knot head on wind would slow his ground speed to 30 knots and his height would lead to less ground coverage. 1 MPH is around 0.868976 knots, so he would be fine on Police radar, but the air speed would actually be in excess of the legal 30MPH limit.
Anyway - Rudolph would get done as he's the front runner and deserves to get done.
2006-12-09 11:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Cracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he would not get done as he does not driving a mechanically propelled vehicle as per the Road Traffice Act 1988, but a magically propelled vehicle and there is no law for that apart from cruelty to animals
2006-12-12 08:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by David D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 09:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would probably impound the reindeer and give Santa 30 days.
2006-12-09 11:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd probably beat him up first, or shoot him, mistaking the sack for a bomb. There'd be a public enquiry. They'd blame the intelligence services instead of their personal lack of any. No officer would ever be charged and a while later the same officers would shoot the elves.
2006-12-09 11:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by Robin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he could do up to 42 in this borough but they'll get him if he goes on the M.25 motorway for pulling a sleigh in the fast lane.
2006-12-09 11:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by toaster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends , if he was coming from the Northpole(thats in Canada),it most likely he was loaded and chucked into the bucket,unless he gave the cops a new selection of rubber self massage units(you know what I mean)
2006-12-09 11:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, only last week the rozzers done the tooth fairy for doing 42 in a 40.
2006-12-09 11:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by Lewisthelab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋