This joke was so random it made me laugh..
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she eplies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She said, "Erm no.. I'm your son's Math Teacher."
2006-12-09 10:26:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I meant replies*
2006-12-09 10:26:57 · update #1
Hey hey, random, my fave word.
Anyhoo-luvved the joke. Soo embarressing tho.
2006-12-11 03:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-12-09 18:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by BILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before but it still makes me chuckle.
2006-12-09 18:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Bob_Scratchitt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh my god, that guy better start keeping tabs on who he's been sleeping with .. roflmao!!!
2006-12-09 18:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Chia Pet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
Super good,
Where do you get all of these jokes from?
2006-12-11 17:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh gosh! I loff it!
2006-12-09 18:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by mmmhmmm_oic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very good!, i loved it
2006-12-09 18:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I'm gonna use that one... :)
2006-12-09 18:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋