One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
Good idea right..? lol..
2006-12-09 09:56:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If some of you don't get it.. The guy wasn't really drunk..
2006-12-09 10:00:51 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHA I am pounding my fists on the floor. You made that up? You should be a comedian!
2006-12-11 09:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea if you're the rest of the dorks driving drunk....bad idea if you're the decoy that has to spend 10k or more trying to get his driver's license back....
Oh wait, it was a joke.
OOPS...
2006-12-09 17:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...
Totally Awesome
2006-12-09 18:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 8 and thumbs up pretty good, keep them coming
2006-12-09 18:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this before. It's funny...but not a good idea...it's stupid to drive drunk.
2006-12-09 18:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Course i get it. I should try that one too! lol
2006-12-11 12:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just a little cheesy but hilarious too. dont change it! its great!
2006-12-09 18:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yip, thats a good one
2006-12-09 18:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by horseyhorsey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! That is the best (actually, it's the worst, safety-wise) idea ever!!
2006-12-09 17:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEA, THATS SOME FUNNY ****. ITS A VERY CLEVER STORY.
2006-12-09 18:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by DARKGREYMOOSE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋