This guy went into a bar and ordered some whisky....the bartender told him that if he could go outside and make his horse "laugh" he would give him 2 drinks free.The guy got up went outside...a few minutes later the bartender looked out the window and his horse was laughing!!!2 days later the same guy came back,and ordered another drink.This time the bartender told him if he could go outside and make his horse "cry" he would give him 4 drinks free.A few minutes later he looked out the window and his horse was just bawling...........the bartender asked....man you gotta tell me how you made my horse laugh the first day and cry the second day......well the cowboy said....the first day i told the horse my d ick was bigger than his...and the second day i showed him!
2006-12-09 09:52:12 · 14 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....dude seriously that fas funny...i mean it.....16/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-09 09:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good rating and an 8
2006-12-09 18:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmaooo
Funny!
2006-12-09 17:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha funny... I heard it a looooooooooooooong time ago, and forgot about it.. .Thanks for bringing it back to my memory. Good joke great laugh..7/10
2006-12-09 17:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really old but really good joke
2006-12-09 17:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that waas really funny. send it in to the jeff foxworthy station,
2006-12-09 17:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by ~c~r~a~z~y~>m^e< 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-09 18:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sexii_Babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is so old my grandmother told it to me
2006-12-09 17:55:19 · answer #8 · answered by autumnbrookblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!!!
2006-12-09 18:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by furoshusbunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great. dont tell it to kids though.
2006-12-09 18:09:54 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh.
2006-12-09 17:55:44 · answer #11 · answered by Slam64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋