8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses.
9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale.
9:30am Light breakfast.
11:00am Sunbathe.
12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.
1:30pm Shopping.
2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds.
3:00pm Facial massage and nap.
7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing.
10:00pm Make love.
11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms.
2006-12-09 09:19:43 · 23 answers · asked by Kevin-------------UK 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am surprised u knew that. if u have a wife shee must REALLY love u. U got all the woman smarts
2006-12-09 09:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Perfect Day According to a guy?
8:45am Wake up to another few hours of sleep.
11:00am Eat.
12:00pm Lie down and watch some tv.
1:30pm Eat.
2:30pm Run into girlfriends ex, notice he's gay.
3:00pm Watch some football.
7:30pm Have a few beers.
10:00pm Have sex.
11:00pm Fall asleep.
2006-12-09 09:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by mcimpotent 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i am going to understand why you're so annoyed, yet heavily, why are you attempting so troublesome? Why do you should bypass to females persons? enable them come and discover you, which will ensue, finally. Why does it would want to be a 'formal' date? can not you in elementary words be pals who get right into a courting later? there are this kind of vast quantity of techniques those issues artwork. As a woman, enable me inform you this a lot, even as it is composed of adult males, I frequently see the perfect in each and anybody. No, i'm not fat or ugly or maybe dumb. I only discover that I even haven't any 'style'. each and every guy is a plausible lover. because each and anybody is particular.
2016-11-30 09:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all woman!!!! why do guys think we always want perfection, and massage and candle light or hugs and kisses and all that other crap???? my perfect day, is actualy waking up, have a good day at work, have a few laughs, go home and have a good diner in front of the tv and going to bed and no love making have to happened or nobody actualy has to be in my bed.
2006-12-09 09:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually it depends on the individual woman, don't sterotype! Seriously candlelight dinners, sunbathing, facial massages and dancing - not to my taste at all, and shopping is a chore rather than a hobby. :p
2006-12-09 11:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.00am be woken with oral sex
9.30am give bj
10.00am breakfast
10.30am sleep
11.00am sex
12.00pm lunch
1.00pm Watch Pourtsmouth win a good match
4.00pm be told im sexy by my boyfriend. Sex
6.00pm dinner
7.30pm Watch hollyoaks
8.00pm romantic bath with boyfriend which will obviously lead to sex! then fall asleep togetta (after sex not during!)
2006-12-09 09:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's about right. You left out the surprise by the boyfriend/husband. But perfect. to bad it doesn't ever happen.
2006-12-09 09:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is a perfect day perfect day for man is 12:00 wake up
12:15 sex
1:00 lunch
2:00 sex
3:oo bj
this pattern goes on all day
2006-12-09 09:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
And after all this time, I thoght it was nagging for 12 hours and f'ing 12 more hours.
2006-12-09 09:24:30 · answer #9 · answered by D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
but Kevin you're a man how would you know what a perfect day for a woman would be , unless......you're a woman trapped in a man's body or you're a footballer and you're attracting footballers wives wannabees
2006-12-09 10:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋