f you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..
2006-12-09 08:48:13 · 14 answers · asked by damian s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a woman, I must agree. I was trying to find one that doesn't apply to me, but I can't lol. I'm sorry we're such trouble makers, lol.
Love it.
2006-12-09 08:52:29 · answer #1 · answered by Barbi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, my friend, your 'question' is not actually a question. But I read this thing you wrote and had no choice but to respond .
If I kiss her, she grows wings and feels like she can fly.
If I don't kiss her, she's grounded and will ask me for a kiss.
If I praise her, she can move mountains.
If I don't praise her, she begins to doubt.
If I agree to all her likes, then she needs to agree to all my likes.
If I don't, then there is a good reason for it.
If I visit her often, I need to get a job.
If I don't, I'm working hard to improve my life, and her's too.
If I am well dressed, she says I'm a playboy.
If I'm not, she will say, 'why don't you dress well so you'll look like a playboy?
If I'm jealous, then I'm some sort of wuss.
If I don't get jealous, then I'm some sort of wuss.
If I attempt a romance, she will look around to make sure nobody is watching.
If I don't, I'm either asleep or I'm dead.
If I'm a minute late, she probably wouldn't even notice.
If she is late, she usually calls me on my cel phone to let me know.
If I visit another man, he knows very well that I will see to it when his team loses, he will humiliated by photographic evidence after he passes out.
If she visits another man, her taxes will be in order.
If she is visited by another woman, I imagine her saying "Oh, it's natural. We are girls. Want to watch?"
If I kiss her once in a while, other women say to themselves, "Wow. That guy is all studley."
If I don't kiss her once in a while, other guys say, "Wow. That guy is all studley."
If I stare at another woman, It's usually cuz I'm watching "Deal or No Deal" on tv.
If she is stared at by other men, I say (under my breath) with a smirk, "Yeah, buddy. Dream on."
If I talk, people listen, because I don't gab just for the hell of it.
If I listen, It's because someone's got something say.
2006-12-09 14:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Nation 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ah women
Here's to the wound that never heals
the more you rub it the better it feels
but all the soap this side of hell
will never get rid of that fishy smell
2006-12-09 08:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so true, and I hope you guys all figure it out that you will NEVER understand a women, that's why we are the way we are, so you can't. lol
2006-12-09 09:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that about ums all women up if you ask me it sounds like you got it all figured out you just gotta learn to understand now that it will never change
2006-12-09 08:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women: Even with all of their idiosyncracies and conflicts, I like 'em.
lol
2006-12-09 09:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never thought about it, but i know a lot of girls that are like that. I don't think I'm like that at all, though.
2006-12-09 09:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by ☆Tąrą☆ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Been studying up, have you? LOL.
Good Post.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-09 10:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is of course a woman's prerogative.
2006-12-09 08:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by dropkickchick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's actually quite poetic in a weird way
2006-12-09 08:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋