I'm the kind of guy who likes to bring joy to people who are sad, Some people might say I'm a hero. I use the ultimate symbol of happiness, Jar Jar Binks. I wear an elaborate Jar Jar costume/mask while trying to help. I wanted to help some really depressed people, so I put on my costume and hung around the cemetary. A funeral started, it was for a man that died. His wife and family were there. I tried to cheer them up by doing Jar Jar dances, and yelling Jar Jar quotes at the top of my lungs. I stood next to the priest who was talking and screamed. I danced around, pulled up clumps of dirt and threw them, and made loud noises with my air horn. Some guy told me to get out of there but I didn't listen. I pulled out my toy light saber and started poking the corpse with it while singing Jar Jar songs. People started yelling at me and others were crying. Some people began to chase me but I ran around, screaming. Eventually, the dead guys brother punched me. Do you think I should sue him?
2006-12-09 08:38:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sue him for interrupting an important ritual of yours.
you should have kicked the casket while you were at it.
2006-12-09 10:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ummm....no - YOU SHOULD NOT SUE HIM!!! He had every freaking right to punch you!
What the hell were you thinking doing your little dance and stupid comical acts at a funeral? Are you out of your mind?
Dude, you need help! I would've punched you out too! I don't think that you are a hero, you're a dumb a**
2006-12-09 08:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by KrisJH24 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey you dumb moron be glad your not in a coffin right now, what the hell's wrong with you doing that **** at a funeral. No wonder your wife wants to divorce your ***. If I knew your waife I would make a pass at her and I bet I would have her legs wide open and my hard member going in to her . ANd I bet she will like it. You can't sue someone for that. Be glad they aren't sueing you you damn idiot. ANd your wife snatch is still tight must be your dick is little cause she was svreaming when I was pounding it.
2006-12-09 08:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should go home and reevaluate your life before you end up at the cemetery where you spend so much time.
2006-12-09 08:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by hernarico 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
did u get him hitting u on film,if not u don't have a horn to blow
2006-12-09 08:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by marshall m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, so why don't you go do some more obnoxious jokes and stop posting questions. God bless****
2006-12-09 08:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you better thank god all he did was punch you.
2006-12-09 08:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need professional help.
2006-12-09 08:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you're making all of this up.
2006-12-09 08:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by packerswes4 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your immature
2006-12-09 08:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋