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Me and my wife have been married for about a year, been together for about two years. We are both in our early thirties. she recently became a lawyer and now she thinks she is too good for me. She wants me to give up my favorite hobby and says I need to get a job. My hobby is collection Jar Jar Binks collectables and wearing a Jar Jar costume as I walk around town. While walking around, I like to bring joy to people. I go into stores and throw potato chips or other foods around, I dance in front of cars that are stopped at red lights, I knock on random houses doors and do Jar Jar quotes and dances. This takes quite a lot of time, several hours a day. How can I find the time to get a job? But my Jar Jar collectables are very expensive, and my wife gets all upset when I buy them with her money. Then she flipped out like a crazy person when I suggested we use the Jar Jar costume during our lovemaking. I can't live like this. Why can't she just let me live my life? Should I divorce her?

2006-12-09 08:36:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

no dont do that
she loves u and u loves her
dont destroy ur life because of no reason deserve
try to solve ur solution

2006-12-09 08:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0 1

Get a Jar Jar a month and get a job. Stop dancing in front of cars. I understand that you love it, but you love your wife more don't you? It's her money that you're spending on Jar Jar's so get a job and spend that money on those. It's not worth divorcing because your wife wants you to do something reasonable. I agree with your wife. Get a job. You agreed to have a joined life when you got married. That means sacrifices. You're telling her that you're not willing to make sacrifices. Get a job and cut down on the Jar Jar's.

2006-12-09 08:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by Minja 1 · 0 1

What I'm wondering, is how come she hasn't divorced you. But keep it up and she will, then you REALLY will have to get a job, move back to your parents' basement and there will be no more Jar Jar for you. I can't believe you're even asking this. Get a job, man.

2006-12-09 08:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by guicho79 4 · 0 1

Um, I think you should save your Jar Jar costume for parties and/or Star Wars conventions.

You need to grow up and get a real job.

2006-12-09 08:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 0 1

Well, Lets see even though im 14 I can still prob give
you advice since my parents divorced 2 times.
Im going to try to give you my best advice.
Well if you never get a new job like she wants your
never going to be happy.
And maybe you guys will sooner or later divorced
You dont want to not be happy trust me
its the worst thing ever.
So maybe you should get a good job, if you want it to work out
because since shes a lawyer shes going to
want more and more
nicer car better house
and your not going to be able to catch up
and you guys prob will not be able to
afford everything and That doesnt bring any happyness.
If you want to still be what you are right now then
maybe yahh you shoudl divorce her.
Since you like to bring joy to people
maybe you should get a good differant job that does
that and you'll be fine : ]]
good luck!
-cindy

2006-12-09 08:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I was at the store the other day and I saw a cow walk past the strawberry milk. I put a head of cabbage over by the socks and thought I saw Elvis in the ladies underwear. Mom Patty popped her gum and scared Davis the Martian and we went WEE WEE WEE all the way home, and Bingo was his name-o!!!

2006-12-09 08:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. you should not divorce her....divorce is never an answer. You should both find a Jar Jar counsellor.

2006-12-09 08:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Raven 5 · 1 0

she is being unreasonable however do not divorce her. Demand that she wear the jar jar costume to court and become a better family member. stand firm on this. good luck

2006-12-09 08:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by SKYDOGSLIM 6 · 0 2

april 1?

2006-12-09 08:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by god knows and sees else Yahoo 6 · 2 0

divorce her @ss and find someone just like yourself




in the mental institution









HA HA HA



You are sooo funny! :)

2006-12-09 10:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0 0

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