Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself." Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.
He says, "Strewth Sheila.....Not only are you a great shag but you're a real sport too."
And drives off.
ITS ONLY A JOKE REMEMBER !!!!
2006-12-09 08:13:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It made me laugh.....a lot. Thank you and Merry Christmas.xx
2006-12-09 08:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but worth this 6
2006-12-09 19:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-09 17:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awful. Hilarious tho.
2006-12-09 16:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-09 16:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by Milky Mindless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really get your joke but anyways I wanted to tell you I love your picture of your kitty :)
2006-12-09 16:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, thats shallow. Where's the question in this?
2006-12-09 16:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by thomastalkson 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thomas the question is why are you so dense that you can't see the joke.
2006-12-09 16:24:10 · answer #8 · answered by al p 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that's one jump too many !
2006-12-10 13:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda shallow
2006-12-09 16:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋