A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub . . .
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
2006-12-09 07:49:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so funny!!! I'm gonna try that sometime. Hee Hee Hee
2006-12-09 08:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky movies so as commencing with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde females drove to Disneyland.They observed an indication that stated "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went back homestead. they found 2 blonde females frozen to loss of life of their automobile on the stress-in action picture theatre. They went to determine "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet wellbeing practitioner (employing a stethoscope): "enormous breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys pal replaced into extremely injured and necessary to bypass to the wellbeing center for medical interest.So she ultimately have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she in basic terms cal "911"? The blonde woman stated"nicely i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking interior the woods whilst one spots tracks and says, "howdy look, bear tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, information headlines study:2 blondes, killed with the help of prepare.
2016-10-14 08:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by olis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohohohoh, nice, luckily I've got a strong stomach
2006-12-09 07:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by Marin S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard that one years ago but it's still funny.
2006-12-09 07:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! thats soooo funny! i luv that one! never heard it b4, thats 10/10! nice job!
2006-12-09 08:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! If management does not feel like providing sanitary products then they should be vulnerable to the germs and bacteria that they subject their patrons to.
2006-12-09 07:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by James 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ive heard something similiar but that was hilarious
2006-12-09 07:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-12-09 07:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by rahimj_27 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great LOL love it , heard it before but love it
2006-12-09 07:51:38 · answer #9 · answered by bad person 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and ewwwwww
2006-12-09 08:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by peach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋