These people are on a plane. The pilot comes on and says they are going to die! A women in the back stands up and says, "Wait I can not die, I haven't expierienced being a woman yet! Can someone please help me feel like a woman!" So a man in the front wearing jeans and a flannel shirt stands up and starts walking toward her. He starts un buttoning his shirt. When he gets to her he takes it off and gives it to her and says " Here wash this....."
hahahah!!!
2006-12-09 07:45:57 · 18 answers · asked by Candace M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flopyour fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run aroundlike your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??" The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
2006-12-09 07:51:17 · answer #1 · answered by alcaholicrage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! i love jokes like that!! especially when girls tell them. like when my friend told a kind of lame blonde joke, it was really funny cuz she is blonde!!! (Q:what is the difference between a blonda and a 747 jet? A:not everyone has been in a 747!!) but it would bug me if someone said something like this and he was serious, y'know?
2006-12-09 07:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny! never heard that one b4, 1000/ 10
its like a joke i heard:
a woman is tired of cooking, cleaning, and caring for her husband, so she goes to a wishing well.
"I wish I didn't have to cook or clean for anyone, instead, people would do that for me" she said.
A puff of smoke arose, and when it vanished, there stood the woman except for one minor change, she was a man.
I no, its really bad, but my friend can tell it really well
2006-12-09 08:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome
2006-12-09 07:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, tjommie
2006-12-09 08:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I'm stealing your joke.
2006-12-09 11:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by Bru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That indeed is a sexist joke but it isn't funny.
2006-12-09 07:47:48 · answer #7 · answered by waxingtheturtle2 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahah that was pretty funny. Wasn't expecting that one!
2006-12-09 07:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by Rx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah, real good!
2006-12-09 07:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kind of funny.
2006-12-09 07:48:00 · answer #10 · answered by Maji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋