lol, yo mamma is so fat! she has an eating dis order, she eats dis order dis order and dis order!!!!!! lllllllllooooooooooolllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-09 07:40:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol , that was good! I got one!
!. Yo mamma so fat, she has a tatoo of a kitten on her left boob and when she takes her bra off, it's a tiger!
2. Yo mamma so fat she squashed air!
3. Yo mamma so black, she stood on the sidewalk and everyone thought she was a pot hole.
4. Yo mamma so nasty she did a split on my rug, and left stainds there.
5. Yo mamma so dumb, I said, let's hit the road, she said "Ok" and started punching the street.
5. Yo mamma so dumb she though one plus one was eleven.
6. Yo mamma so fat, her name is "DAMN"
7. Yo mamma so fat, you gotta look at her twice to see her once.
8. Yo mamma so dumb she looked at her shadow and thought she was being followed.
9. Yo mamma so cheap, she got pregnant!
10. Yo mamma so fat, she got hit by a plane and sad "Who threw that rock?"
Krazy Libra
2006-12-09 07:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat, after sex, she smokes turkeys
Yo mamma is so fat, she did jumping jacks and got stuck in the sky
Yo mamma is so fat, when she get on a weight scale, it says "one person at a time please"
Yo mamma is so fat, she was baptized at sea world
Yo mamma is like play-dough, fun for all ages
Yo mamma is so stupid, she thinks menopause is a button on the dvd player
Yo mamma is so fat, her pant size is elastic
Thats a small taste.... hope you like.
2006-12-09 15:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Achilles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat when she is in inside the house she is around it.
Yo mamma is so fat when she was in the ocean the dolphins sang "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
2006-12-09 15:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat that she saw a bus full of white kids go by and she yelled..."FOLLOW THAT TWINKIE"
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
2006-12-09 16:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat when the waiter hands her a menu, she says "okay".
2006-12-09 16:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mommas so fat, when they put her on the family tree the branch broke!
2006-12-09 15:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Marin S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dumb she thought quarterback was a refund
yo momma is so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma is on a seafood diet she sees food and she eats it
yo momma so poor that when somebody stepped on da ciggarette outside she said who turned off the heat
hope u like it
This really ain't a yo momma joke but my brother told me to tell you he flies like a butterfly sting like a bee he slept wiith your momma now it burns when he pees
2006-12-09 15:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by Saidah B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma has to give my underpants back
if you didn't have feet, you wouldn't wear shoes, right?
if you didnt have hands you would'n't wear gloves, right?
and if you didn't have a head you wouldn't wear a hat, right?
THEN WHY DOES YO MAMMA WEAR A BRA?
2006-12-09 15:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so stupid, she died by starving in a grocery store!
yo mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came ou!
yo mommas so dum, a bus went by and she yelled Twinkie!
2006-12-09 15:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by jldevin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued.
2006-12-09 15:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Candace M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋