Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
2006-12-09 07:26:41 · 19 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-09 09:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amazing tjommie
2006-12-09 07:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah pissin brill mate 10 outa 10 !!
2006-12-09 08:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doing the cancan I suppose !
2006-12-10 05:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's is brilliant. I haven't heard this one before either,
2006-12-09 08:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by b9721005 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes good one, my chuckle muscles are hurting
2006-12-09 07:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats one i havnt heard before brill
2006-12-09 07:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
took a while but i got it. bad joke kinda but HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA OMG IM STILL LAUGHING HAHAH AHA AH AHA HA AH AH A AHA A
2006-12-09 07:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhhaha lol
2006-12-09 07:32:32 · answer #9 · answered by cindykins 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great!
2006-12-09 07:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by shadouse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋