This guy was trying to get his new parrot to say something. Just then he saw a bunch of kids trying to break his fence. He yelled out to them, "If you kids don't get lost, I'm gonna call the police!"
And the kids answered back, Bologna! Bologna!"
And the parrot repeated them.
Next week he and his brothers went for rock climbing. One of the brothers fell into a hole. The other brother shouted "Get a rope, pull him up" The parrot repeated him.
Weeks after he went to the fair with the parrot. Far off in the distance the parrot heard "HIT THE DOLL, WIN A PRIZE!" And so he repeated that.
Sunday he and his parrot went to church and when the priest began his speech, "God lives up there." and gestured.
The parrot said, "Bologna! Bologna!"
The priest ignored him. Again he started, "The devil lives down there." And gestured.
The parrot then spoke, "Get a rope, pull him up!"
The priest got angry and threw the bible and it hit a nun.
Just then the parrot said, "HIT THE DOLL........
2006-12-09 07:06:02 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahas..crack me up
8/10
2006-12-10 01:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is really, really old. I've heard different variations over the years (a parrot, a student asking his parents for homework answers, a foreigner trying to use English words for the first time, etc.), but the punchline is always centred on the same idea: repeat three sets of words in a different context so that it sounds funny.
I suppose it still works, but even aside from all of that, I think the writing of the joke here could have been worded much better. If I had to fix this joke up, I would 1) get rid of the three "And the parrot repeated them" lines in the first half, so that the punch line becomes less predictable, 2) change "Hit the doll" to something more related to a nun, like "Hit the bag" (as I originally heard it) and 3) clean up the wording and punctuation, especially in the second half where it was hard to read.
2006-12-09 08:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha Kelly.!!! Excellent joke so 10/10.!!! Still laughing, I have an African Grey parrot and when she's on heat it's funny to watch her parade around.!!!
2016-05-22 23:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Barbara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was nice.lol. but if the parrot repeats everything what others say then isnt the parrot supposed to repeat what the priest was saying rather than answering him? lol.but a good joke.
2006-12-09 18:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-10 19:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive herd a story like this
once there lived a granma and her daughter ,every day her daughter would say kitne buddhi hain yeh buddhi kab maragi in front of the parrot .one day grarnmas friend came they were talking about there age when friend said she is 85 years the parrot said kitne buddhi hain yeh buddhi kab maragi
2006-12-10 19:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is one where a student asks his parents for HW ect,
It was better than the parrot one.
7/10
2006-12-13 10:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao never heard that one before lol 9/10
2006-12-11 09:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bologna! Bologna!" Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2006-12-10 06:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yakh. Nice joke.
2006-12-09 17:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..
goOd OnE!!
rating 9/10
2006-12-10 20:23:20 · answer #11 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋