Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this
holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents
a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly
gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket
and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through
the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately
through his pockets and finally pulled out a
pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those
symbolize?
The man replied," "These are Carols."
And So The Holiday Season Begins....
2006-12-09 06:53:20 · 17 answers · asked by a m 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahaha....lol. Nice and, clean....We Christians DO have a sense of Humor.
2006-12-09 06:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like a lot of your jokes. I've seen a few on the Jokes & Riddles section. Especially that one about the two Paddys and their pigs !
Thank you.
2006-12-09 17:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Jens Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant and I didn't see it coming. Ha ha. Merry Christmas to you.xx
2006-12-09 15:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no pockets in shrouds.
Back to the drawing-board chum!
2006-12-09 15:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Very funny!
2006-12-09 14:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Melok 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. 'Tis the season, after all.
2006-12-09 15:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by Maitreya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about time there was an " oldie but a goodie " on here
2006-12-09 15:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love knickers.
2006-12-09 15:10:47 · answer #8 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.....to those with a sense of humour. Thank you!
2006-12-09 14:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, ha ha?
2006-12-09 14:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Ganymede 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋