10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
2006-12-09 06:41:44 · 22 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny I am still giggling while typing this.
2006-12-09 06:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-09 14:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by carolea_lamblin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If women have a penis for one day...
1. look at it in the mirror in every view, standing.
2. try peeing everywhere while standing.
3. get a winter melon and dig a long hole in it.
4. try wearing a condom.
5. masterbate and see how far it can shoot.
6. measure it.
7. hook someone up in a bar and try oral sex.
8. walk around nude beach butt naked while enjoying the breeze under it.
9. wear different types of rings and tights.
10. try male strip dancing and being a gigolo.
2006-12-09 20:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jadess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9 7 4 then 3 then i would walk around looking for random things
that i could hide up their for a laff
2006-12-09 14:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by ste l 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And what women would do if they had a penis next please?
I can only imagine. I'd definately w*nk all day long and try to work out what it is that makes men *** with my hand.
2006-12-09 14:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If i hada vagina for a day, i'd buy the biggest dildo money could buy and f*ck myself silly all day.
I'd try cumming into a pool, and then at the end of the day, go swimming in my own fanny batter before getting hitched and f*cked at a local bar or club, just so that i know how it feels for a woman.
2006-12-09 14:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by bobby t 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
i reckon if my hubby had a vagina for the day,
hed see how times he could c um on the trot,as it amazes him how women can c um more than once in one sex session...
god its good to be a woman
2006-12-09 19:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by manchester_babe_30 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go on the game!
2006-12-09 15:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by michael k 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow i would actually try number 8 i always wanted to see if thAT WAS THE REASON I COULDNT DO THE SPLITS
2006-12-09 14:51:42 · answer #9 · answered by crawlingman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm interesting! Is this true? Very funny.
2006-12-09 14:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋