Hear any good insults lately? No yo mamas, please.
2006-12-09 06:29:21 · 33 answers · asked by Ivy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
If dicks had wings, you're mouth would be an airport.
wow... I figured yahoo would censor the word DICK - guess whoever gave me a thumbs down doesn't like the word DICK!
Canadians are eh-holes!
2006-12-09 06:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by ilovejolie86 4 · 6⤊ 2⤋
A couple good ones:
Someone should fawk start his/her brain!
Fawk her/him hard enough and it might give brain damage!
If you ever have a boy will you name him 'Tardo after yourself?
If it weren't for hemmoroids she/he wouldn't have a brain.
If it weren't for hemmorids, he/she wouldn't have a thing on his/her mind.
How is that tumour masquarading as a brain between your ears?
I hope some of these make your day!
Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas to all who celebrate
And peace and good will to everyone!
2006-12-09 10:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your face looks like you've been bobbing for apples in a deep fat fryer.
You should not be allowed to breed
When you were born, they slapped your mother.
I bet your dad wishes he had settled for a **** instead
2006-12-10 04:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by The mad Scotsman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You belong in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Or: You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
2006-12-11 03:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by cstspeedy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a face like a smacked ***
You dress like a Polish Immigrant.
have you been eating Dogshit sandwiches?
to a girl:
Diets not working love.
2006-12-12 06:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Slackbladder 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha, nice. If you're looking for a retort, the best thing to do is **** your head and give a little smile. SERIOUSLY. It gets people so ticked off.
2006-12-09 06:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by slanderer of names 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well i was winding up my sister earlier and she came out with a good one " I hope your earholes turn to arseholes, and you **** all over your shoulders!"
( We always wind each other up, brightens up a dull day!)
2006-12-09 07:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by toots 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your *** looks like its growing cottage cheese.
your not bad looking for a transvestite.
your so fat if i fumked you id have to roll over twice to get off of you afterwards.
you make my butt itch.
so tell me how much money does a crack whore make a week?
2006-12-10 23:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh do wipe your mouth, you still have a tiny amount of bullsh!t round your lips.
2006-12-10 04:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have an *** like a bag of cornflakes biatch
do you like birds? You're no stranger to a cocateau
2006-12-09 07:57:16 · answer #10 · answered by mrmoo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋