A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
''May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.
"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"
2006-12-09 05:25:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-09 05:25:45 · update #1
lol, I loved this one, I copied it and posted it on my bulletin on MySpace
2006-12-09 05:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL!!! Thats One Of My First Funnyest Jokes OR Riddle I Have Ever Heard! How Do You Come Up With Soooooo Good Ones? LOLOL.
2006-12-09 13:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by FP 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats kinda sad, but funny at the same time. Hope that didn't really happen! :)
2006-12-09 17:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
awww ... that was sweet and really good! Keep it up!
2006-12-09 13:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love this joke, it is so funny.
2006-12-09 13:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I bet. That was really good!
2006-12-09 13:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by KRH 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
real good one!lol!
2006-12-09 14:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is to funny
2006-12-09 13:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Lil A 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cute!
2006-12-09 13:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your sick.
2006-12-09 20:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by Bru 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋