Two Texans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down an Armadillo Burger too fast. The first Texan said to the other, "Think we ought ta' help?"
"Yep," said the second Texan. The first Texan got up, hitched up his jeans and walked over to the lady. He asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
She shook her head no. "Kin yew speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no.
With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"
2006-12-09 05:14:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-09 05:15:16 · update #1
oH, now your getting to be really bad. You blamed Texas on that.
We are all gentlemen here and would never do anything like that.
2006-12-11 06:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Steven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I find that joke somewhat offensive to Texans, I still think it is funny. My mother has told me that one a few times, but instead of "Texans", it's cowboys.
2016-05-22 23:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-09 05:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe - my kinda joke, hey embeded html codes won't work here it will work on yahoo 360 try there
2006-12-09 06:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. I'm stealing a lot of your jokes girl.
2006-12-09 12:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Bru 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave it to AGGIES to get everything backwards. He didn't by any chance go to Yale or A&M did he. Ha Ha Ha!
2006-12-09 05:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, thats nasty, but funny
2006-12-09 05:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not really a question but it wasa funny!
2006-12-09 05:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Stephen h 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny!
2006-12-09 09:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:o! youd slap him or something lol
2006-12-09 05:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by kez_124 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋