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There is a bar on th 20th floor of a building...

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

Our hero is so frustrated that he jumps out from the window from the 21st floor... The bartender is shocked by his behaviour... feels that the man will finally die falling from such a height of over 200feet. But the man again enters... this time through the window.

Why didnt the guy die???

2006-12-09 05:11:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

superman lol

2006-12-09 05:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0 0

He jumped out the window of the 21st floor, and landed in the bar on the 20th floor.

2006-12-09 13:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by i luv 2 eat at taco bell 1 · 1 0

He started on 20th floor, jumped off 21st floor.
However, I doubt there would be a bar on the 20th floor AND 21st floor with 3 - 4 different entries.

2006-12-09 17:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by Rich 2 · 0 0

Because he fell from the window in the 21st floor and landed in the bar at the 20th floor??

2006-12-09 13:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by Cristie C 2 · 0 0

The bar was on the 20th floor- he slipped out of the 21st story window and into the 20th floor window. While intoxicated!

2006-12-09 13:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by L-cee 2 · 0 0

The bar was on the 20th floor

2006-12-09 13:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0 0

There is a balcony/deck around the 20th floor - that's why the bar has multiple doors.

2006-12-09 13:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 1 0

He only jumped from the 21st to the 20th floor. Either balcony to balcony. Or maybe jumped onto scaffold.

2006-12-09 13:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by I_dunno 3 · 0 0

because the bar is on the 20th floor so if he jumped from th 21 floor he would land on the 20th floor

2006-12-09 13:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by I am a Horror :D 2 · 0 0

Superman really does exist!! He swooped by and caught the drunk but delivered him back to the same floor 'cause the fumes from the guy's breath were so obnoxious Superman couldn't stand to hang on to him any longer. :-)

2006-12-09 13:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Peek-a-Boo B Nursing Covers.com 1 · 0 0

Theres a balcony underneath or a ledge?

2006-12-09 13:13:35 · answer #11 · answered by Tricia B 3 · 0 0

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