A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the
First exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
Attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
That said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached
That said, incapital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's
Ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
From this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if
It was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical
To stable, and he is expected to make a full recovery.
2006-12-09 05:07:14 · 14 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't get it someone help me understand it
2006-12-09 05:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by josh_b44231 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Thats One Of My First Funnyest Jokes OR Riddle I Have Ever Heard! How Do You Come Up With Soooooo Good Ones? LOLOL.
2006-12-09 05:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny it made me laugh - good one! Anyway, why did the bull rush? Cos it saw the cow slip!
2016-05-22 23:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 it was ok
2006-12-10 23:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow!
2006-12-09 06:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-09 05:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An a-bomb-in-a-bull joke.
2006-12-09 05:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny...
2006-12-09 05:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ver y good
2006-12-10 15:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-09 05:23:42 · answer #10 · answered by Chantel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋