Smart A** Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Smart A** Answer #4:
A lady was shopping for a turkey at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied," No ma'am they're dead.
Smart A** Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Smart A** Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right Ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
#1 SMART A** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005 .
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2006-12-09 05:02:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-09 05:02:47 · update #1
All very good. Thank you.
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2006-12-09 05:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked #1. smart a** kids these days
2006-12-09 05:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#1 was really funny, i've heard bill engval do smart a** #2 in his here's your sign bit
2006-12-09 05:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by aae87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!! I love #2. I've heard Jeff Foxworthy tell it a billion times!
2006-12-09 05:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol I wish I were clever like that
2006-12-09 05:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last two were hilarious. thumbs up for you.
2006-12-09 05:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing! wht a laugh!thanks
2006-12-09 05:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-09 12:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by Bru 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-10 19:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...those were great!
thanks for the chuckle!
2006-12-09 05:08:15 · answer #10 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋