A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
2006-12-09 04:58:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-09 04:58:27 · update #1
What a mean bar tender I think you are supose to drink until you pass out and don;t need a cab.
2006-12-11 06:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Steven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Traditionally, Americans were out of school, had jobs and were married and otherwise settled down by the time they were 21. It was assumed that with all they had to loose, they'd think twice about risking it all by driving drunk. Today adolescence lasts well into the 20s and people aren't settled and invested in an adult life until their 30s so theoretically the drinking age should be raised to reflect this new reality.
2016-05-22 23:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stupidity of the drunk!@
2006-12-09 05:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, I thought that just maybe he was trying to get one over on the bartender.
2006-12-09 05:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-12-09 12:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bru 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... i love drunk people... especially when they provide entertainment such as this!
2006-12-09 05:01:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
great job i loved it
2006-12-09 05:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by michon h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLOL or ROTFLMFAO
you pick
2006-12-09 05:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
GREAT
2006-12-09 04:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋