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Which of these is ur fav:

1. There were three men stranded on an island. they saw a lamp they rubbed it and a geeni came out it wud grant them eech I wish the 1st man wished to become a rich man and to live in a mansion sooo poof he was gone then the second wished to live anywhere but there soooo poof he was gone the last 1 said im bored i wish those 2 guys were bak.

2. There were 3 men chineseAmericanand Canadian the chinese man threw chopstx out thewindow he went out side he saw a little girl cryin hesed y u cryin little girl she sed some1 threw chopstix outthe window n hit my dog on the hed now he has 2get surgery thesame thing happened withthe canadianman but he threw forks n spoons out the windo n asked the littlegirl the same things she sed some1 threw forks n spoons out the window n hit my mom on the hed now she has 2 getsurgery! then thesame thinghappened but the american manthrew a bombout the window heasked the little boy y u lafinhe sedmy dad farted n thehouseblew up!

2006-12-09 04:27:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

sry it is writtin like that cuz i didnt have enof space n now i just remembered that i cudve added some here oh well =)
enjoy LOL

2006-12-09 04:35:11 · update #1

sry it is writtin like that cuz i didnt have enof space n now i just remembered that i cudve added some here oh well =)
enjoy LOL

2006-12-09 04:35:36 · update #2

19 answers

I heard both of those jokes and i havent heard that last one since i was in the 5th grade! That was a while ago... Plus i could barely read with the way it was written.

2006-12-09 04:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0 0

I like the 2 one

2006-12-09 04:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

#1

2006-12-09 04:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ale Cullen♥ 5 · 0 0

i like the 2nd 1

2006-12-09 04:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

#2

2006-12-09 04:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0 0

the 2nd was better......

have you heard the joke about the two cows grazing in the pasture? One cow turns to the other and says:
"hey, have you heard about this mad cow disease?"
then the other cow looks at him and says:
"why would i care? I'm not a cow, im a chicken!"

2006-12-09 04:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by Laser 3 · 0 0

Both are good, liked #1 better.

2006-12-09 04:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by KRH 3 · 0 0

The 2nd one is funnier... seeing the first one isnt funny at all

2006-12-09 04:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Both are funny! But since you are asking which one is better...the first one!

2006-12-09 04:50:23 · answer #9 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0 0

I like both, but mostly the second one.

2006-12-09 04:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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