lman goes into a bar notices two stunning young ladies in the corner;send them over what ever their drinking he asks the barman; oh i wouldnt do that sir he replies,its my money and ill do what ever i want with it send the drinks over,ok says the barman.bloke sits down looks round and the girls dont even aknowledge him,finishes his drink goes back to the bar orders another round of drinks for the girls.SIR i did try to warn you that the girls are a couple and when i say couple i mean COUPLE!!!and they hate men . right says the bloke,never mind send the drinks anyway
the girls drink up and leave the bar,10mins latter one returns top undone hair messed up goes over to the bloke and says my girlfriend is in the back of my car semi naked with a leg over each headrest and she is dripping and we was wondering if you would like to smell the essence of her womanhood??? CORRRR yea replies the bloke,with that she slowly breaths in his face!!!!
2006-12-09 03:58:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 never heard that needed chearing up i was just scammed outa £300 thanx
2006-12-09 04:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a fishy tale! hahaha
2006-12-09 14:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very droll,very droll 9/10.
2006-12-09 12:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just scammed someone out of £300 and this joke made my day better :D
2006-12-09 12:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by ciaran_m_o 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That'll teach him.
2006-12-09 12:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. Ewwww.. Euuurgh..
2006-12-09 12:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
2006-12-09 12:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAD.
2006-12-09 15:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-09 12:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋